Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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