either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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