Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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