I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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