absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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