i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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