I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
