A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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