Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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