Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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