what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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