I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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