we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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