Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what if I'm pregnant?
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They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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