my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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