what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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