Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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