Just cropdusted the office
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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