My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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