Me. At least after what I've been through.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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