Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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