I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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