they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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