I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...