He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name