Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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