White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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