On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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