The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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