I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This toilet bowl is my home.
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