Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
