last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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