just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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