I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
