Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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