All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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