Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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