i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I didn't notice because vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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