Rock
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apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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