I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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