I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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