What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
