Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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