Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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