Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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