sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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