I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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