would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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