Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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