He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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