i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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