Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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