Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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