Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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