Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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