How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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