I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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