thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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