Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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