its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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