Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
wow bdsm is so cute
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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